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lets try this shit again
(or pick another one)
| TRAVIS TOUCHDOWN / NO MORE HEROES local otaku assassin needs to be dunked on |
| KUNG JIN / MORTAL KOMBAT X he's here he's queer and he's sort of a mess |
| LILITH / BORDERLANDS She,,,,,, |
| SUMIO KODAI / THE SILVER CASE that's it for this video, if you enjoyed this self-destructive tearing down of big industry remember to like comment and subscribe |
| GARCIAN SMITH / KILLER7 maybe the real killer7 was the friends we made along the way |
(leave a tfln, picture prompt, random scenario, or lemme know who u want and i'll write the prompt)
travis
Ah--- I'm sorry, I'm so sorry!
[ he's so about to get mugged. ]
no subject
[Travis nearly shoves the offending party off in annoyance, but this kid looks about.... 90 pounds soaking wet. So instead, he's making a perplexed face, grabbing (slightly terrifyingly) onto his shoulder.]
Watch where you're going, would you? If you do that on mission you're gonna get eaten alive.
travis ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) pick ur poison: funny or death and tears
(2.) I just told the bartender to “give me something that will murder me”
(3.) I forgot to lock the door last night. I woke up when a guy opened my bedroom door, asked me who I was and where he was. And there was another guy standing in the living room asking me if I knew what apartment "Travis" lives in.
no subject
I was just so lost in my thoughts --- I won't compromise the mission, I swear!
[ he's not denying that he's gonna get eaten alive though, yikes. ]
u kno who
( Anyone who does not consider cereal and wine as a balanced breakfast needs to leave immediately. )
;)
Marginally.
Thinking about the wine helps. Dom blinks groggily, rolling dark red wine over his tongue, and contemplates the flavor, the chemicals that comprise the liquid. It makes him feel better, and it's distraction from the splitting migraine as well as whatever cursed family heirloom was totally smashed to bits the night before in a drunken haze.
He leans his cheek on his hand, elbow propped up next to his cereal.]
Seoya...
[Okay. That's enough thinking. With a groan, his elbow drifts sideways... and his face plants onto the table, buried in his arm.]
My head's gonna kill me. Can you put me out of my misery?
no subject
Or maybe she's just infuriating that way.
Fingers curl around the stem of her glass and swill the liquid around habitually, lips pursed tight enough that she just might stop from laughing at Dom's current predicament. )
That's what the wine is for, darling. ( Seo, we know you have a nice voice, but now is not the time to sing-song your words. Or collapse into tinkling laughter at the expression on Dom's face. ) We'll be so drunk you don't remember feeling like this.
i need to think of a properly upsetting sad one so 3 for funny
2 how does this even CHRONOLOGICALLY WORK??? you cant just do post-death shit in a musebox arbitrarily!!!! pick a timeline bitch!!!
3 i dont want either of you to know where i live wtf
( ͡ᵔ ͜ʖ ͡ᵔ )
2 At this point does that even matter?? Oh I’m so sorry would it be ~mentally healthier~ for you if I just disappeared forever, guess I’ll just go then.
Jk [ jeane has leveled up to shitposter extraordinaire, she’s had a lot of practice since dying. and probably some more after her resurrection. ]
3 In that case, would it be a big deal to you if i kill them [ the part she leaves out is that she’s holding them hostage in a closet. and regardless of his answer, there’s about a 76% chance they’ll die anyway, depending on her mood in about 3 minutes. but at least she asked!!! character development!!! ]