[Immediately, however, the look on his face turns to one of extreme concern. Nevermind that his fishing hook has potentially pierced this fish's manhood, there are more pressing matters on this space merchant's mind.]
[In his travels around the galaxy, it is quite possible that Sakamoto has encountered fish that could talk. As a result, he doesn't seem particularly phased by the sounds that Momo is making.]
Damn! It sure is takin' a long time to die.
[His lips form a thin line, and beads of sweat begin to pool on his forehead. There's no way to ignore the pang of guilt in his stomach, although he certainly seems to be ignoring the words that are coming out of the boy's mouth.]
Maybe I should hit it over the head or somethin'. Put it out of its misery...
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[Immediately, however, the look on his face turns to one of extreme concern. Nevermind that his fishing hook has potentially pierced this fish's manhood, there are more pressing matters on this space merchant's mind.]
Why does it look like that?
[Because it's human.]
Can I really eat this?
[plz don't]
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[He's also pretty sure that he doesn't look like a goldfish! Because first of all HIS SIZE!!
He's trying to free his speedo from the hook.]
DON'T EAT ME! WHAT ARE YOU DOING FISHING HERE, YOU FREAK?!
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Damn! It sure is takin' a long time to die.
[His lips form a thin line, and beads of sweat begin to pool on his forehead. There's no way to ignore the pang of guilt in his stomach, although he certainly seems to be ignoring the words that are coming out of the boy's mouth.]
Maybe I should hit it over the head or somethin'. Put it out of its misery...
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[Oh god!! He didn't want to be hit on the head! Anything but being hit on the head to be KILLED!! What did he do to deserve this?!]
WAAAHH! I NEVER EVEN GOT TO SAY GOODBYE TO NIISAN... I'M SORRY NIISAAANNNNN!
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Better get this all over with quickly! He'll... He'll do his best!!!
And so, Sakamoto delivers the hardest slap he can possibly muster straight across the other's face.]
M-mercy! This is mercy!
This one's for you, T*tanic-san!
[that's not even a person]
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AAAAHHH!!! SOMEONE SAVE ME FROM THIS MAN OR I'M GONNA KILL HIM!!!
[He's not gonna kill him, nor does he have the ability to do so (he'd be way too scared to go through with it), but man is he so angry right now!
He wrestles Sakamoto's arm.]
PICK ON SOMEONE... YOUR OWN AGE!!