it's not right but it's ok

Never Have I Ever, for those of you haven't heard of it, is a classic drinking game. Individuals take turns stating something they've never done, and everyone who has done it takes a drink. And then embarrassment and teasing and general fun is had by all.
HOW THIS WORKS
✔ Post with your character. This is your thread for as many 'Never have I ever' statements you'd like to make!
✔ Under your own thread, reply to yourself ICly with a statement of something your character has never done.
✔ Post as many 'nevers' as you like, but each 'never' should be its own comment string, under your character's thread.
✔ Other characters reply to whichever 'nevers' they like, drinking or not drinking as appropriate.
✔ Optional rule: If you drink, you have to explain the situation in which the 'never' occurred!
✔ Another optional rule: Forced honestly is okay, if you have a character that wouldn't talk/share anything.
✔ Threadjacking is encouraged! Particularly if it's to make fun of someone for their answer/drinking.
✔ HAVE FUN PEOPLE
unceremoniously snatched from hadriel

travis touchdicks | nmh
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lilith "bad decisions bear" the siren | blands
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[that's not how the meme's formatted lilian]
hey danno did you expect THIS
[ SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS
which he does one bc of how HE defines 'psycho' ] Never have I ever been on television.
NO I LITERALLY DID NOT
[this is concerning borderlands psychos are ... uh.... well....
anyway, she's taking a shot.]
Pandora's most wanted. 'Least they always get my good angles.
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miles, you filthy liar - she's not going to pitybang you.]All of your angles are good angles, Lilith.
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C'mon, gimme something really wild! These shots aren't gonna drink themselves.
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[ HAH, HE'S SUCH A RIOT ]
It's your turn, actually. But, I can play nice -- never have I ever gone skinny dipping.
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Takin' a bath in the "wild". That count or not?
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[ he's so generous tonight.............. what's he up to ]
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Never have I ever played innocent, by the way.
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[LILITH!!!]
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Who didn't deserve it. [lil.]
jim kimble | 90s racism
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[HE'S PLAYING DIRTY]
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[ SWIG ]
Is that how it's going to be tonight?
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[two non-drinkers can play this game, chump]
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What's it going to do, kill me? Hey, how about that: never have I ever not been shot to death.
[ wow ]
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Nah, but it'll go right through you.
[IS THAT A ZOMBIE MILES JOKE???]
Oh, c'mon. Neither of us died. Never have I ever ripped a guy's arm off.
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kagari atsuko | that witch anime
[ don't sound so proud, girl... ]
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[WOEFUL SHOT]
What're you doing, kid? Failing on purpose?
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