I didn't!! She's just a 50+ year old woman who loves Billy Joel!!
[THINK QUICK KING JIM.]
gods ok. I can hold them off for a little bit, boyfriend stories usually work. is there any other substitute you can swing that is comparable to but not exactly Piano Man? Your audience is my mom and 4 other wine drunk Chinese aunties, choose carefully.
Ok but HOW did she learn that I can play the piano. Whose fault is that??
Ugh. Whatever! The song doesn't matter. I can play whatever, I just hate performing. It better just be the one song. Are they "easily distracted" wine drunk, or "easily gets carried away" wine drunk?
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busemox2021-04-18 07:56 pm
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........Fugo, I'm so sorry, my mom's gonna ask you to play Piano Man
(she was so excited you got seconds that she had another glass of wine)
> [ FUGO IS TYPING... ]
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Did you seriously tell your mother I was going to play piano for her BEFORE asking me about it?????
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[THINK QUICK KING JIM.]
gods ok. I can hold them off for a little bit, boyfriend stories usually work. is there any other substitute you can swing that is comparable to but not exactly Piano Man? Your audience is my mom and 4 other wine drunk Chinese aunties, choose carefully.
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Ugh. Whatever! The song doesn't matter. I can play whatever, I just hate performing. It better just be the one song. Are they "easily distracted" wine drunk, or "easily gets carried away" wine drunk?
TAQUITOOOOOOOO
i mean it'd depend on the kind of stupid thing that Mr. Cage did but fair point
oh man, now i'm kinda bummed i'm not there.
not for the injury
the free tacos obv
but
you get it
:''''')
If you come to the hospital I'll tell everybody it's for moral support and not the food
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it wouldn't be totally wrong, though so i guess i'll take it