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【the ❝CALL ME OUT❞ meme】
a roleplay meme to inspire muses.

original

deskman - robert anderson

nosuperman - richard reid

hypnicjerked - josephine park

goesfast - ralph maguire

canon

crownless/

bloodberry - travis touchdown - no more heroes

beartiger - kumatora - mother 3

freed - alice twilight - no more heroes

escarabajo - jaime reyes - dc comics

linguist - milo thatch - atlantis: the lost empire

riskbreaker - ashley riot - vagrant story

cultist - sydney losstarot - vagrant story

dissociative - garcian smith/emir parkreiner - killer7

annoys - serra - fire emblem 7

riceballed - tohru honda - fruits basket

manikatti - lyndis - fire emblem 7

cibopath - tony chu - chew

idonthelppeople - jack cayman - madworld

smallmailman - russell - up

didyounotice - kaede smith - killer7

nomoreloser - skelter heter - no more heroes

ballbuster - gene - god hand

matermemoriae - akyta dryad - sine mora

deferred - kathy h. - never let me go

likewine - clarisse mcclellan - fahrenheit 451

♛ refer to the list above for active muses.
♛ post "calling" one of them out — you can do so by putting their name in the subject line!
♛ can be informal/formal/comment spam/crosscanon/explicit/whatever tickles your fancy!
♛ feel free to make up a scenario at the start, or wait to see where things go.

meme code.

Flat | Top-Level Comments Only

[OFF WITH YE SMALL WENCH, OFF WITH YE]

[oh my god they're in disneyland i don't know if i can type a coherent tag sO I'M NOT GOING TO EVEN FUCKING TRY

travis is massaging his side, looking incredibly fucking disgruntled. guess which idiot tried to hit on the jane porter face character, and guess who got firmly elbowed in the ribs by tarzan?????]

We can't take you anywhere, can we.

[BUT HIS EXPRESSION IS NOTICEABLY SMUG WHENEVER TRAVIS ISN'T PAYING ATTENTION.]

Maybe we could...If we tied his hands together or put on a leash or a muzzle!

[She's hanging off one arm from both of them, Minnie Mouse ears perched jauntily on her head and tone both exasperated and amused.]

I mean, all the Disney princesses have their princes! It was pretty silly to try and court one with Tarzan right there!

[Uni manages to swing herself so that she gently nudges Travis in the side, before bumping into Ashley like a pendulum.]
I didn't think you'd go for that sort of lady, either! Wouldn't um...Princess Jasmine be more your type, Travis? Which one's your favourite, Ashley? Oh oh oh if I could be a princess I'd want to be Aurora! No, Pocahontas! She really gets things done!

[JUST BE QUIET UNI PLEASE JUST....WHY ARE YOU BABBLING SO MUCH OMFG.]

You are not doing any of those things, and I wasn't trying to court her. I was giving her a complime--ow!

[NOT THE SIDE, UNI, NOT THE SIDE.]

Well, Jasmine's hair was ugly. You could see the friggin' wig cap. [rude]

Which of them was the warrior? [He means Mulan. :V] I was fondest of her. I wager she could set Travis straight.

Though. In complete honesty, I'd not wish him upon any of those poor women.

[R U UPSET TRAVIS.......]

And I'd hope you could use more caution around a spindle, Uni.

[OH OOPS SHKSDJHGLKS SHIT SORRY TRAVIS HERE have her patting your sore bit sry bro sry] Whoops, I'm sorry! Did he really get you that hard?

...Oh yes, Mulan! She had a sword and honour! Oh boy if Travis tried that on her, she'd--
[Cue Uni propping herself up on their arms and kicking for a few seconds, because that's proper ladylike behaviour.] Yah!!
I bet they'd work things out very fast, so it'd all be okay! Or maybe Cinderella; she seemed pretty tough, since she put up with her mean family for so long!

Oh piffle, Travis. [She sniggers, before managing this as bluntly as she can.] She wears the least amount of clothing, so whether or not she had the most authentic hair is pointless! Plus she can dance, and you like dancers right?
[NO, THAT'S STRIPPERS-- CHRIST. Even as she keeps making them take her weight so that she can swing and laugh to herself, she offers Ashley a sunny smile.]

Well I've already been brought out of my sleep; I don't need to worry about spindles! It's like the happily ever after now, promise!

Did you see that guy? He coulda spun me over his head with one hand. Guess he didn't wanna start any crap with me. [no travis. no.]

Hah. Watch it. [snickers.]
Come on, you're not seriously gonna compare me to her sisters? Gimme more credit than that.

...dancers-- [uNI WHAT] Uh, not...really. [SWEET SUBJECT CHANGE]

And you even went to Disneyland after. Sounds like a sweet deal to me.

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pants and huffs i will let u choose

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just travis rn ashley dont know how 2 pop culture