TRAVIS TOUCHDOWN HUG GRAND PRIX

[crownless]

[Travis Touchdown is innocently going about his day, doing odd jobs, sitting around his house, walking down the street, randomly in your character's canon, whatever.

Except there's a big obnoxious HUG ME sign on his back and he hasn't noticed.

if your character is tsun, they now feel the uncontrollable desire to hug travis for now reason

WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR GO HUG THE IDIOT]

Comments

shhh dont question it

[crownless]

[Travis dodges, laughing.] You get away this time, kid, but next time I'm not gonna let you off so easy.

...Wait, huh? You did what now?

[sky_princess]

It's alright, I know how to press your buttons--

Um!

[SHIT. She's the worst liar, god; it'd be more believable if she wasn't squirming and sputtering so much.] Nothing! I said nothing, and I mean nothing! I'm simply choosing to spend time with you because I enjoy it! That's all! I mean it's nice to spend time with each other because we're all close right that's just how things go it's nice to do nice things for each other!

[DON'T NOTICE THE SIGN SHE'S TAPED TO YOUR JACKET, TRAVIS. DON'T DO IT. SHE'S HOPING THAT ONE DAY ASHLEY WILL SEE IT OK DON'T FUCKIN DO IT]

[crownless]

[NARROWS........EYES............ he knows when you're lying uni he's been around you too long]

Uh... huh.

[good thing travis would never think to look at his back!!]

Well, yeah, that's fine, I guess! [HE'S STILL CURIOUS, BUT. He flops back onto the chair; he'll figure out what she did eventually, right? If she doesn't blurt it out first, that is.]

[sky_princess]

[huff puff huff puff huff puff STOP IT TRAVIS SHe"S NOT SUSPICIOUS...Ok good she's clear! Uni slides around so that she's facing him, arms akimbo and expression the picture of restrained glee.]

Of course it is! I'm glad you say so though, because I was planning on family bonding. Serious bonding of the family kind. You know what I mean.
Not, ah, the kind you see in, um...hentais...No way no no no!

A-anyway! Family, right! Spending time together, nothing absurd about it!

[Face changing from giddy to disturbing grimace (she's fighting back bile and embarrassment of the most acute kind), she leans in for the final play. A hardcore hug.
This is horrible Uni you are terrible you're going to scare the man]

akimbo is a funny word

[crownless]

[...Maybe he should limit Uni's anime inta--hahaha no Travis is the worst he's not gonna do that ever.]

Uh, okay, I get it--really, really, really freakin' serious bonding. Right?

[He has no idea what is wrong with her right now oh my god.

Travis is used to hugging Uni--cuddly little runt--so the hardcore hug doesn't come as a surprise. She's really putting her all into squishing his innards together, though, and it's starting to hurt a little.]

I'm not--ow. I'm not going anywhere, you know.

itis the most bizarre tbh

[sky_princess]

Yeah! The most serious case of bonding and hanging out that anyone could ever have! I think that should convey the seriousness of it all.

[She loves her shoujos tho Travis, don't take your little anime buddy away u3u
At least now she's not pulling stupid faces or squishing the shit out of him; at his little grunt of pain, she eases up and gets comfortable instead. The ruse isn't up, after all!]

You better not go anywhere! I'd follow you, riding on a bike or taking buses or whatever it would take! I'm sorry Travis, but you're stuck with me forever.

In a good way. I hope. I mean it in a good way!