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[It's strange that wearing something other than his spandex ensemble would make him feel more naked in public, but there it was. Wade always was a master of contradictions. Even with the image enhancer in place, which gives him the appearance of what he'd looked like years before the cancer, the absence of cloth covering his face is enough to make him feel a little uncomfortable. But this place has recently opened, and he supposes they're not exactly used to costumed superheroes traipsing right on through. Not yet, anyway. Give it a few weeks.

As he sits there, alone in an unfamiliar Indian restaurant after waving away the waitress for the second time, he once again entertains the notion that he's been stood up. It wouldn't be the first time it's happened to him, and it's not as if he was prepared to make a big deal out of today anyway. After all, he's had tons of birthdays come and go without incident in his lifetime. What's one more?

Still, something causes him to keep glancing over at the entrance, waiting for a familiar face to come walking through. There must be some reason he keeps waiting, some reason he keeps holding back from eating a solo dinner and leaving to resume the festivities in the solitude of his apartment. It may seem pathetic and more than a little schmaltzy, but this is the first time Wade's ever had a chance to share this day with someone else in quite a long time.

He supposes that's worth waiting for, even for just another five minutes.]

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'Course I have. I don't read the comics, but fuck if I'm not a film guy.

[He shrugs, still smiling.]

Gotta say. You were probably the only thing that made that mess worth it. [Not that he paid to see it, or anything: Bishop wouldn't let him pay actual money to rent it.] None of that made any sense to me.

[Even so, Wade's still partially serious. Travis hasn't really been in this sort of position much-- ever, probably-- so it momentarily trips him up.]

Hey, you pulled that look off first. Like you said, he's the one who's supposed to be flattered here.

[At that last bit, Wade smiles. It's a gentle, grateful smile.]

Thanks, man. That actually means a lot.

[He rests one hand close to Travis's on the table, as if he's considering reaching across and giving it a squeeze. And then the waitress comes forward and quick as a wink his hand vanishes under the table again.

He gives her another charming, white-toothed smile at her question of whether they're ready to order.]

Somethin' tells me we might need a little more time. You know what you want or do you need a few more minutes to decide, Trav?

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Don't mention it. Besides, it's your birthday, right? I'm not gonna be an ass to you on today of all days. [His expression softens, relieved. (Man, he needs to get better at actually talking to people.)

But as for Wade's hand, he's got no clue; no longer worried about the whole face thing, Travis has returned to scanning the menu and misses the motion entirely. Even if he isn't being too careful about skimming the menu. He's never been particularly creative with what he eats, unless you count broke, lazy bachelor creativity, which is an entirely different and entirely more unappetizing beast. Stickin' with something more standard seems like a pretty all right idea. right now.]

Oh, uh...

[Once the waitress approaches, he takes one last cursory glance at the menu before looking back up at her again.]

Tandoori chicken. Thanks.

[The woman nods and scribbles the order down, then turns to Wade. (Who she has been eyeing curiously all night. Is this guy a celebrity, or something?)]

[Don't worry. Wade's not a celebrity-- he's just played by one on TV. He gives her his order, and with another smile asks if he and his friend here could possibly start off with some garlic naan, if it wasn't too much trouble. His smile widens as she blushes prettily, nods and scurries off to the kitchens to place their orders. She's actually really cute, with that short dark hair and glasses.

Wade watches her leave for a while, then turns his attention to Travis to see if he'd noticed the exchange. If he had, he's gonna give him a conspiratorial grin, as if to say "really pulled a fast one on her with the hologram, didn't I".]

So anyway. Where were we? Oh right. You were telling me how much of a movie buff you were. Y'know, aside from that movie marathon I took part in and the, uh... [He chuckles.] ...plethora of cutesy anime paraphernalia around your room, I feel like I don't know a thing about your hobbies or anything like that. Good a time as any to rectify that now, huh?

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[Travis' eyebrows go up as he gives Wade a look of mild amusement.]

Don't charm the waitress too much, dude.

[~~You're here with him after all. evenifitisntadate~~]

Eh, you know... basic nerd shit. [Travis shrugs a shoulder. He's clearly a little unaccustomed to talking about this when it isn't over the internet. How the hell does he even cover everything in one go.] Anime, games, sci-fi junk. Wrestling--more lucha libre than American stuff, but hey, I started on that when I was a kid, so I can't diss it entirely. And, like I said earlier, movies. I'm pretty much all over when it comes to taste in that particular area; I watch all kinds of stuff, really.

And I'm guessing you're not all about 'work', either? [please say yes or he's going to have to rethink this relationship]

[Wade has to laugh at that.]

Oh please. Do I really give off that impression of being all work and no play? You don't know me very well, do you?

In any case, my tastes in movies are pretty much like yours. More into the action and horror than anything else, but you sit me down in front of a movie and chances are I'll enjoy it. Except for romcoms. Don't really have much interest in those, to be honest. They all seem to follow the same formula.

Let's see... what else? I tend to lean over to the side of western animation, myself. Looney Tunes, Disney, Pixar-- those are more my scene. Though I have watched a few Miyazaki movies and liked 'em, so... [A grin.]... if you ever wanna take me on your nerdy carpet ride, I'm always open to trying new things.

Speaking of which, I've never watched lucha libre before either. Maybe you could ease me into that too. It'd give us something to talk about, maybe. When we're not... y'know. [Another grin, this one naughtier than the first.]

Hey, you never know. You probably wouldn't have expected to be sharing a line of work with a guy like me, either.

[Travis listens to Wade list it all off and is privately very, very grateful. He's met someone who, potentially, could actually have decent taste in things. Damn, lucky him. ]

Nice. I'll have to bring you up to speed on the stuff you don't know, and if you wanna do the same for me, I'm not opposed. Haven't really watched western stuff since I was a kid. [He laughs.] God, I think I've still got some ancient figure of Shredder sitting around.

Heh, definitely. When we're free. [Oh, you are nasty, Mr. Wilson. Travis shoots him the same mischievous smirk.] It's like the normal stuff except maybe ten times better, since they don't give a shit and just throw guys around all the time even more.

[Travis's laugh is entirely too infectious not to join in.] Shredder? Man, and here I was thinkin' you were a Raph man. Shows what I know, huh?

But sure, I'll give lucha libre a shot. I mean, I'm pretty much used to sweaty muscled guys in spandex and masks tossing each other around like ragdolls, so I should at least get some enjoyment out of it, right?

[It's at that moment that the waitress returns, setting the platter of naan down on the table. Wade sends her off again with a word of thanks before tearing off a piece and popping it unceremoniously into his mouth.]

Oh man, that's really good. Try some of that, Trav.

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[He sits in silence for a few seconds, chewing thoughtfully before he speaks again.]

You actually reminded me of something I wanted to ask you for a while. How'd you get into this business, anyway? I don't mean to, like... diss you or say you're not cut out for it or anything, I'm just kind of curious. I mean, I think we've already established that you're the first person I haven't killed who has the same job as me.

I know why I picked it up-- I just wanna know what your reasons were.

[He tears another piece off of the bread.]

Unless that's too personal, of course.

I was! He got lost last time I moved-- I was so pissed, that was a damn good piece of plastic!

[The food takes his mind off the topic before he can comment on the aforementioned sweaty muscled spandex guys ~~still not gay~~. Sure enough, it is good. Looks like birthday boy made a good choice of restaurant.

He silently mulls over Wade's question, though, assessing what's best to tell and what isn't. There were a lot of reasons. Hell, he doesn't even know how much of it was Jeane anymore. A moment later, he's decided on a suitable excuse:]

I had a score to settle. And it was good money.

[Not to mention the thrill of a lifetime. But he's not sure how he feels about that now, years away from himself at 27.]

For Bishop, right?

[Wade winces as soon as the words are out of his mouth, holding his hand up as if in a physical attempt to stop Travis from answering. God, what a douchey, callous thing to blurt out.]

Shit-- sorry! Just popped out. I mean, it's only natural that I'd come to that conclusion considering what you already told me, but... yeah. You don't have to answer that. Sorry.

We can talk about how I got into the cleaning biz, if you want. No walking through awkward minefields there.

[Ouch. The reminder stings a little-- even knowing that Wade understands-- but he shrugs it off.]

No, that part-- it came later. Much later. [And it's been a while since then, too, even if the wound still feels fresh sometimes.] Different kind of score.

[In any case, he figures that the entire story, murderous ex-girlfriend and all, is too convoluted and depressing to make any sort of decent dinner conversation, so he moves on.]

Yeah? How'd that go, then?

[Wade hides his shy smile in his glass of water as he takes a sip.]

Promise me you're not gonna laugh? I always wanted to be a secret agent. When I was a kid I used to watch James Bond movies religiously. I dunno exactly when I switched to assassination, but it was pretty much the same thing.

There was a kind of glamour in that lifestyle, y'know? You could feel powerful. Confident. Dangerous. You know Max von Sydow's character in Three Days of the Condor? I wanted to be Max von Sydow. Just this awesome guy who commanded respect before you even knew his name.

That's partly the reason why I joined the army when I was younger-- I wanted that sort of... lethal respect, y'know? I dunno... the concept was really sexy to me. So after my stint in the army, I met an agent who arranged that kind of thing. Worked for him for a while before I went freelance.

It was pretty a pretty lean first few years, and I think the guy was kinda jerkin' me around for a lot of it-- taking more than his fair share of the pay and all that-- but I was young and in love with the lifestyle, so I didn't really notice or care too much. And it was easy, too-- taking people's lives and getting paid for it? Pretty much a dream come true for me. Wouldn't change jobs for anything.

'Course, I also do a bit of pro bono work from time to time, but everybody does that, right?

Come on, man... [He lowers his voice to a hushed undertone.] Don't say that shit so loud. [As curious as he is, Wade's getting right to the subject without bothering to dance around it-- and there are still people around.]

[But he listens anyway. And as it turns out, Wade's as much of a pro as he'd assumed he was, the quirk of a flashy costume aside: military, years of practice, an agent who hadn't been feeding him more lies than truths. Or so he guesses.

Funny. You think getting crowned number one no less than twice would make him immune to feeling like such a damn novice all the time.

He's not sure of what to say until he hears that last bit. That... what?]

Like what? [He's tentative, asking that. Maybe he just hasn't been in the business long enough for that to come up.]

[Wade grins, making a show of casting a glance around him. The few people in the restaurant are wrapped up in their own affairs-- talking, laughing and eating. He returns his gaze to Travis and raises one shoulder in an innocent shrug. The meaning behind the gesture is obvious: "Who's listening?"

[His point made, he leans back in his chair with a sigh, closing his eyes as if searching his memory for a good story. Eventually he opens his eyes and leans forward, steepling his hands together and resting them on the table.]

Here's a good one. A while back, I got a call about a potential job from this cute couple. It was concerning their daughter, Jennifer-- they sent me pictures of her and everything. She was beautiful, and not in that fake supermodel way, either. She had a nice, familiar "girl next door" quality to her. She was only sixteen, but you could tell she would've been a total knockout a few years down the line.

Anyway, Jen had some issues. Her parents didn't really get into what kind-- that wasn't important. What was important was the therapist she was seeing. Guy liked to get his kicks by getting his patients to give him their full and total trust and then take advantage of them. Physically, in the case of his female patients.

He never got caught. Most of his victims were either too messed up or too scared to really do anything against him. Pretty sure some of them actually went along with it after a while. Like this was how it was supposed to be. And people wonder why I don't trust shrinks. [A harsh, sardonic laugh.]

But that's how it was. Sweet little Jennifer... she was just one in a whole laundry list of poor suckers. She tried to tell someone about it, but anyone she talked to either chalked it up to her being crazy or just making it up for the attention. Eventually she couldn't take it anymore. Locked herself in her room one night and let Prince Valium and good old Jack Daniels carry her away.

[Wade stops for a moment, taking the opportunity for another sip of water.] Now, her folks didn't want revenge-- they just wanted to make sure that this sort of thing never happened to somebody else's baby. [His voice doesn't exactly catch, but it grows slightly rougher the more he loses himself in the memory.]

So I agreed to help them out. For free. I considered it a sort of civil service. I set up an appointment to meet with him under the pretense that I was sick of bein'... y'know. Me. He claimed he'd treated superheroes before, so I didn't have to worry about going incognito. Not that it would've mattered. I talked with him for a while, fed him some stories about my life and my afflictions-- most of 'em bullshit-- and just when he was completely invested in my case, I let him have it.

You should have seen the way the color drained from his face when I told him why I was really there. I had him pinned to the wall like a butterfly in a collection, and all he could do was listen as I tore him apart. Toward the end he was begging me to let him go, trying to make the excuse that Jennifer had wanted to be with him.

[He pauses again, his jaw tensing as his grits his teeth tightly together. His eyes are sparkling with a righteous hatred. Even with the image enhancer, he probably looks more like a murderous assassin-- more like himself-- than he has this entire night. When he speaks, his voice is filled with an almost serene satisfaction.] And that's when I sliced the fucker's head off.

[It is at that exact moment that the waitress approaches their table, her arms loaded with plates of aromatic Indian food. Wade's face immediately slips back into relaxed calm; he flashes her a delighted smile as she sets his plate down in front of him.]

Hey, all right! Thanks, darlin'. It smells fantastic.

[Travis has been doing more listening than anything this evening. Which he's fairly content with: he's not half bad of a listener, and Wade seems to enjoy the sound of his own voice a whole lot.

But this is something different. "Community service" be damned: it's straight up vigilante justice. He feels a little pang of inadequacy as the story goes on; a little jealousy; a mounting respect for Wade. For taking matters into his own hands. Productively wrecking shit. Or something.

And Travis? He's never tried to pull anything like that. He doesn't think he's even thought of it being a possibility. That much isn't frustrating so much as it is a little, gnawing bother that's just been set up in the back recesses of his mind. He shouldn't be thinking about himself. He should be thinking about Wade: there's too much to the man, too many sides, that he knows he'll never be able to guess at-- not unless he tells him first. It's simultaneously infuriating...and really, really interesting.

How exciting.]

That asshole deserved it. [His hands are under the table. He feels his nails pressing into his palms. The tone of his voice is almost as rough and decisive as Wade's had been.] You gave him what was coming to him.

[Because it always goes back to those people, doesn't it? Violence begets violence. What goes around comes around, right? He's never believed in that comic book idea of leaving the villains alive to reform them; it feels good to know that someone else, apparently, agrees.]

You know, you're--

[...Which also means that Wade's abrupt shift in tone and expression catches him way, way off-guard. He looks surprised enough that the waitress shoots him a puzzled expression before setting Travis' plate down with an uncertain, slightly sympathetic smile.]

Jesus, I didn't see you there.

[Oh. Reassured for now, she wishes them a good meal and leaves.]

Damn. The service is really quick around here, isn't it?

[Wade offers him a slow, lazy grin at that.]

Maybe you were too immersed in the story. Kinda flattering, I have to say. Anyway. Bon appetit and all that.

[He snatches up his fork with a hungry expression on his face, scooping up the first bite and popping it unceremoniously in his mouth. He utters a muffled sigh of satisfaction as he chews, his eyes closing with pleasure.]

Oh yeah. Yup. Definitely made the right choice with this one. But... sorry. Go ahead. You were gonna say something?

[Travis shrugs a single shoulder and grins back, digging into his food.]

Well, you know how to tell 'em.

[Thankfully, he's polite enough to finish chewing before he answers.]

You're not what I was expecting is all. [It's said with the tone of a confession.] I can't figure you out.

[Now Wade's grin is mischievous, and he points both thumbs backward at himself with all the flourish of a gameshow host.]

That's me. Always spontaneous. I like to keep people guessing.

[He shoves another forkful into his mouth, but suddenly hesitates mid-chew, as if something's just occurred to him.]

Wait. So... what were you expecting?

[He thinks of all the assassins he's met thus far. Most were ruthless, completely merciless, directionless save for the monotonous, bloody deed of murder; the others were... well, too tough to sort into a category. Shinobu. Alice. Holly.

He isn't really sure what he'd been expecting. Somebody less personable, or less actually willing to do things for good reasons? He hadn't gotten much extended exposure to any of the not completely nutso assassins, either, which made comparisons even more difficult.]

Dunno.

[He chews on some more of the naan thoughtfully.]

Most people in the biz are just trying to get me out of the way, not make conversation, y'know? [In other words, this is the first time he's seen an assassin out of the context of work. Much less been this involved. ~~Not that they're involved.~~]

[Forgive Wade's puzzled look, Travis-- this sort of conundrum is all new to him. Not knowing how to react to Travis's statement, he forces out a laugh.]

What, d'you just make a habit of pissing people off so bad that they decide to put hits out on you? Am I gonna have to worry that some Godfather type shit is gonna go down before I've even finished my birthday dinner?

Sheesh. You should've told me you were bad news right from the start, dude.

[The remark sounds almost affectionate.]

Maaaaybe? Pissing people off is sorta my thing.

[He feels sort of silly now. Of course Wade would have more than the paper flatness of a murderous caricature. After all, it isn't like being an assassin means that Wade's isn't a human being like everybody else--

...ah.

That explains it. He's still working the kinks out of this whole empathy thing.]

Like you're any better. [The smirk creeps its way onto his face before he realizes, but lingers for only a moment before he returns to his food. (How much of tonight has been flirting? Goddamn.)]

[In Wade's opinion, there's never enough flirting. But they probably should spend more time eating and less time talking. Not that Wade has a problem with doing both, of course.

He lets out a good-natured laugh to show that Travis's coquettish comment is appreciated before he resumes attacking his own meal. An amazing ten seconds goes by-- a new record-- before he decides to prove his skill at multitasking once again.]

Honestly, I'm not sure what to tell ya. I mean, this is the first I've ever heard of something like that. Assassins killing assassins and all that. I mean, I know it happens, it's just never happened to me. Maybe once. I dunno. I remember what you said about them pitting assassins in some weird blood sport or something. I... don't really think that's how the game is played. In normal channels, anyway.

[He taps his lips thoughtfully with a finger.] Maybe I just haven't met the right clients.

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