[There's no curtain, unfortunately, but at least their seat was already relatively in the corner. Ish.]
Man, I just want to eat my ice cream and get outta here. [Elbows on the table, he rests his chin in his hands.] I'm worried I'll fall asleep in this booth just 'cause it's cushioned.
[He flicks his wrist, and a green wall ripples in the air next to them, before disappearing. Kyle slides his mask upwards, like sunglasses. Because it's cool.]
[Oh hey, so there's a carnival. And all the rides look like a cross between 'headspinningly fun' and 'borderline illegal'. And there's midway games as far as the eye can see.
Hey, Bunny! [Waving way way way too enthusiastically over by the line for an extremely rickety-looking roller coaster. How is this thing even standing.] I'll try this one if you do!
[HA HA HA ha ha ha wait that thing looks really unsafe good god. There's the briefest flicker of worry on Kotetsu's face, but it's gone in a flash-- this is supposed to be FUN and you can't spoil FUN with things like rules and regulations and common safety right?!]
the biggest nerd
not cooperating to get them out
do you want to fucking go, touchdown]
oh my god
GLARES]
The hell are YOU looking at?
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The wallpaper pattern.
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[No. Fuck this, he needs a cigarette, and Travis isn't getting offered one. That's how rude he feels like being.]
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Hey, could you not smoke when we're in a space this small? Is there even fuckin-- is this thing ventilated?
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[he hasn't even lit up calm down]
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[YOU CALM DOWN YOU JERK]
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[1920s lol what's the dangers of secondhand smoke]
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[2010s lol and SMOKE FREE HOME TO PROTECT THE FIGMAS]
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Whatever, screw the specifics! Just don't fucking do it, all right?
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[SIIIIIIIGH ok it's going back in the box you are the worst person EVER]
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[And we are back to glowering. Worst day ever.]
BEEBLE
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a green lantern and a blue beetle walk into a waffle house
this is actually not a joke.]
Are you sure about this?
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[Flatly:] Guy was not taking you to a bar. You're underage!
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[A pause.] And then started a fight.
Your friend is nuts, no offense.
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[LONG-SUFFERING SIGH.]
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[but they ARE still in costume. and the waitress is eyeing them with uncertainty. oops.]
M...aaaaybe we should've changed first.
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[He waves. A few startled people wave back. Someone whispers is that Green Lantern? Shouldn't he be taller? and Kyle grimaces.]
C'mon, they put strawberry ice cream on these things.
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I always took you for more of a chocolate kind of guy. Maybe neapolitan.
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[He waves over a waitress, one near the counter who's gaping less than the others.]
Can we get a curtain or something? Privacy, you know.
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Man, I just want to eat my ice cream and get outta here. [Elbows on the table, he rests his chin in his hands.] I'm worried I'll fall asleep in this booth just 'cause it's cushioned.
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[He flicks his wrist, and a green wall ripples in the air next to them, before disappearing. Kyle slides his mask upwards, like sunglasses. Because it's cool.]
There. We look like we have our masks on.
the oyaji moe
Why did he agree to come here, again?]
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Hey, Bunny! [Waving way way way too enthusiastically over by the line for an extremely rickety-looking roller coaster. How is this thing even standing.] I'll try this one if you do!
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...That can't possibly be legal.
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[HA HA HA ha ha ha wait that thing looks really unsafe good god. There's the briefest flicker of worry on Kotetsu's face, but it's gone in a flash-- this is supposed to be FUN and you can't spoil FUN with things like rules and regulations and common safety right?!]
It's-- it's completely fine!
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[Just watch him!!]
I find that hard to believe. [Oh god is that supposed to be a loop??] When was it last inspected? [Was it ever??]
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They check them before they put them up, of course! Circuses travel, right? So they have to be in working order every time they set up in a new town!
[have pity on him, he's trying his best]
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[JA NAI BUNNY]Couldn't they just bribe an official?
[Admittedly, it is sort of tempting. But. Well. He also has a semi-working set of eyes.]
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[Too late. You're being dragged into the line, Barnaby.]
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Hey, hey, watch the sleeves! [dragged.]
yes i am ttly tflning you
bless
SUGGEST SOMETHING TERRIBLE I BET THEYRE DRUNK ENOUGH TO DO IT
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and five minutes later - fin
bring beer
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god help everyone.]
Is it happening?!