whose fucking baby is this

[crownless]

that plurk meme about babies: the rp meme edition


DIRECTIONS:
1. comment
2. your character has a baby
3. or maybe my character has a baby
4. we just don't know
5. try not to hurt yourselves

Comments

[crownless]

[and stops at that question


a



long












silence.]

D'you seriously expect me to have any actual exposition? Juliet, this is a meme. I don't even know if it's in continuity.

[a shorter silence.]

So, uh. I dunno where the kid came from.

[erythristic]

...If this isn't in continuity, then what's going to happen to the child once this plot thread is snipped off? Will it vanish? Will it grow up alone?

[no wait. that's horrible, and her eyes grow wide in horror.]

We can't let that happen, so we have to find its parents. Else we have to become its parents.

[crownless]

[serious as shit.]

We're not getting married.

[erythristic]

[do you know that anime cloud of gloom and sadness well it's on her and she's turned away.]

I will never be a bride. Not even in a meme.

[crownless]

You're not guilting me into marrying you, either!!

[oh no loud noises

baby is beginning to whimper in frustration

juliet do something]

[erythristic]

It's fine, I'm used to rejection. Doesn't mean it doesn't sting.

[ok anime gloom can wait for a second while she listens and then begins to slowly rock the baby in her arms. shhhhh it's ok that man is just a pathetic otaku who would want to marry him anyway shhhh]

[crownless]

I will go out and help you find a freakin' husband, so long as it's not me.

[baby is quieting down. a little.





no jk it's wailing now.]

J-Jules! The hell'd you do?!

[erythristic]

What did you do?!

[but it's actually neither of their faults, and there are a few things to check in terms of helping out a baby, and...it's got a full diaper.]

...I realize how this question will end, but do you know the closest place that one could get diapers?

[it's gonna be ok little one she will figure this out and force him to help]