whose fucking baby is this

[crownless]

that plurk meme about babies: the rp meme edition


DIRECTIONS:
1. comment
2. your character has a baby
3. or maybe my character has a baby
4. we just don't know
5. try not to hurt yourselves

Comments

[crownless]

This isn't me dumping it, this is a tag-team thing.

[it's beginning to whimper oh god cousland help him. travis drops his voice in volume because oh no HOW DOES HE STOP A CRYING BABY]

Please?

[escutcheon]

What?! Since when is this my responsibility?

[Gdit Travis why are you guys friends again? B|]

Maybe it's hungry. Or needs to be changed.

[crownless]

Since you walked in! You're here too, you gotta help or it's neglect!

[OBVIOUSLY.]

I'm not changing it. Jesus Christ, I hope it's just hungry.

[escutcheon]

It doesn't work that way!

[HUFF HUFF this isn't her kid she doesn't have to play mom ok]

Your kid. You get to deal with all the joys of fatherhood. [So smug omg.] You'd better find a wet nurse for him.