friday night tfln

[interfered]

TEXTS FROM LAST NIGHT


pick a text and go nuts, you know the drill

Comments

dickbutt | oh my god i'm actually putting up an oc

[deskman]

a;
PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...

b;
don't feel bad about not getting flowers. it takes a while, but they die. just like all of these kids relationships will. tequila doesnt die. its a live in the moment thing... like a valentines day one night stand. so long run, tequila is the better gift.

c;
Starting the day with sex, coffee and productivity are what the founding fathers intended.

d;
[pick your own]

A 1 of ?

[faradayuncaged]

Seriously? In that order?

2 of ?

[faradayuncaged]

I think this means your type is "diminishing returns"

[faradayuncaged]

Or you're just really desperate and need a regular hookup

[faradayuncaged]

But seriously, a mechanical bull operator and an MTG player? Do we need to stage an intervention?

[deskman]

Actually that was beginning with most recent. I think it's the other way around.

[five minutes later]

And to be fair, the MTG guy was a pro. He does tournaments and stuff.

[faradayuncaged]

Okay, so he was a pro but still

The only way he comes off looking good?

Is at least he isn't the mechanical bull operator

[deskman]

That guy had VERY strong hands, okay.

[faradayuncaged]

How did you even find him

Don't tell me

Was it a gay cowboy bar?

[deskman]

NO






just a gay bar that happened to HAVE cowboys???

[faradayuncaged]

okay more important question

Was he working there?

[deskman]

I plead the fifth

[faradayuncaged]

You did didn't you

Man what have we told you