friday night tfln

[interfered]

TEXTS FROM LAST NIGHT


pick a text and go nuts, you know the drill

Comments

[crownless]

she doesnt need comforting

if she eats guys like me for breakfast she'll fucking skin you alive

[dicklaser]

after having to reduce herself to turning down offers from you, that girl's gonna need a whole lot of comforting.

she eats guys like you for breakfast, just because you're not man enough to serve a full course meal.

[crownless]

[omfg oh no you did not]

WHERE ARE YOU. im going to cut you in half AGAIn

[dicklaser]

oh, i don't know.

off to bang the girl you don't want, i guess.

[crownless]

[it's complicated, okay!!!]

SO WHAT th HAAT DOESNT MATT ER

[dicklaser]

a real gentleman doesn't kiss and tell, but since we're such good pals, i'll let you know how it was tomorrow.

[crownless]

we ARENT friends asshole the only reason you HAVE my number is because this is a meme

[dicklaser]

well, excuse you

you were the one who texted me first, you know

meme or not, buddy, this is on you.