honey i shrunk the open post

[evens]

(leave a pic prompt, au, tfln, or other starter-- or tell me who you wanna thread with and i'll come up with a thing :9

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[crownless]

Taylor Swift?? are you that behind the times. [poop emoji tbh]

shes actually pretty ok

[handsomefoil]

Perhaps, but all for a good reason.

How so? Send me a link or something.

[might as well see what the fuss is about if the potential guy they might be working with is willing to compromise his safety for an earful of her songs.]

[crownless]

[he texts over a youtube link to taytay's trouble

but it's the yelling goats version]

[handsomefoil]

Why would you do that.

[crownless]

💖💖💖💖

[ishotyouuu]

[have a mercenary utterly losing his shit]

[crownless]

glad u approve 😘

[ishotyouuu]

i always approve of shenanigans okay

especially when they involve punking your brother

[crownless]

then I got good news for you: im all about shenanigens AND takin the piss out of henry

[ishotyouuu]

this is why I love hangin with you man

you never fail to keep me entertained

no sexting boys

[crownless]

among other things

do you really think that'll stop them

[ishotyouuu]

y'know I was kinda willing to keep that implied but hey if you want your ego stroked a little bit

[crownless]

again: among OTHER things

not here

[handsomefoil]

[kill him now please]

also not here

[crownless]

[sorry not sorry]

[ishotyouuu]

okay monsieur

would you prefer your praises PG, PG-13, or R?

[crownless]

NR please ???

[ishotyouuu]

feelin a little adventurous are we ;)

[crownless]

obviously. its me were talking about here.

[ishotyouuu]

so where should I start

how much I love waking up and seeing you lying next to me? the goofy smile you get on your face after a good makeout session?

how 'bout the way you're always touching my hand as if it's a game and you're goin for the high score

[wow, that... got way more maudlin than he was originally going for. He'd meant to rhapsodize on how good Travis was at sucking dick.]

[handsomefoil]

If I could reduce your cut of the share, I would.

[crownless]

cmon bro I bet u laughed pull the stick out of yr ass??? Goats are hilarious

[handsomefoil]

[It might make him laugh after a few watches.....................but his pride is at stake here.]

I can admit that I see the appeal of a well-timed goat scream, but I suppose it's not so funny to a person who hasn't heard the original.