[Somewhere in Varanasi, Joseph Joestar was not having the best day with the Empress and Polnareff was accidentally flirting with a Stand user. Jotaro, presumably, was off wondering if he's even the protagonist of this story arc.]
[But someone had to make an attempt at restocking supplies unless they all wanted to starve or otherwise die horribly in the middle of the desert. Which left Noriaki Kakyoin and Caesar Zeppeli as the responsible members of the group...god save the Stardust Crusaders.]
[Clearly, a shopping trip was the most necessary thing in the middle of a life-risking journey halfway across the world.]
[might as well see what the fuss is about if the potential guy they might be working with is willing to compromise his safety for an earful of her songs.]
[Varanasi is hardly Naples, but Caesar has had practice in faking maneuvering his way through foreign countries-- he's had to, anyway, what with chasing Mr. Stands-Are-Cooler-Than-Hamon-So-I-Can-Forget-All-My-Hamon-Training-Forever all across the globe.
At least Kakyoin is rational enough for a stand user. By far, he's Caesar's favorite, because something about him reminds him of himself. because they're both gonna die The two of them are striding through the closest outdoor marketplace and shopping for medicine, and water. Even at his age Caesar's keeping up a steady pace, god save Kakyoin if he doesn't walk fast enough.
Overall he's pretty thrilled about this. Any chance to show off for the kids, tbh.]
Kakyoin, did Jojo-- er, Mr. Joestar-- mention what else we needed to buy?
I'm afraid that he didn't--we might be a little on our own as far as that's concerned.
[God forbid Joseph be team dad for ten minutes. But it was nice to have someone else with a similar mindset of Getting Stuff Done and actually being responsible. Kakyoin didn't have any trouble keeping up, and actually very much appreciated the efficiency of the whole thing.]
[...In short, he quite liked Caesar for mostly the same reason.]
Is there anything else you think we might end up needing?
this is somekind of weird roommate au and it's all your fault
maybe if you remembered which of us had BETTER TASTE you wouldn't think they were urs. also sorry im a MAN and don't smell like spring fucking breeze 100% of the time
wait are you fucking kidding me you think your weird anime shit is GOOD TASTE that's hilarious bro i'm loling irl rn
there's a point where 'man smell' meets 'smelly fuck' and you have reached it, dude. hell, I work out more than you do but at least i do my laundry more than once a month.
THAT'S CAUSE IT'S AIMED AT TEN YEAR OLD GIRLS, DIPSHIT. i don't wanna sit through that while you get your jollies watching little girls dance around in frilly dresses
they don't fucking count and u know it, man. can you even remember when was the last time you did laundry? like i said you should be thanking me. at least when i use your shit i wash it!!
Should have known. [Jojo sure hasn't changed much in the last 50 years...] That's all right: it's best left to the most reasonable of us, eh? [he casts a wry grin at Kakyoin, leading them around a corner and through a section of the market dedicated to textiles.]
Well, clothes, maybe-- my coat's beginning to wear thin. [says Caesar with a sniff.] And any intel we can get: DIO's influence reaches even here. [and they totally don't need Abdul, Caesar can handle this!!!! maybe.]
Of course. [He flashed a small but genuine smile in response, laughing quietly.] That shouldn't be too difficult at all.
As for information gathering, that's just my specialty. I can send Hierophant out as we're moving to see if he can pick up anything unusual. It wouldn't surprise me at this point if we ended up attacked every time we stopped for ten minutes.
[muffled joseph joestar screaming in the distance]
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[THE MOS T IMPORTANT POINT?? ? ?? OK]
/throws dart at a canonpoint and writes a half-assed starter i'm so sorry
[But someone had to make an attempt at restocking supplies unless they all wanted to starve or otherwise die horribly in the middle of the desert. Which left Noriaki Kakyoin and Caesar Zeppeli as the responsible members of the group...god save the Stardust Crusaders.]
[Clearly, a shopping trip was the most necessary thing in the middle of a life-risking journey halfway across the world.]
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Who the bloody hell is Tay Tay?
Wade is a grownass man texting a teenager at prob like 2 am by accident
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shes actually pretty ok
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[ tracing ID:352-737442562... identified = WADE WILSON//DEADPOOL
query: purpose? subject JAIME REYES status//:: asleep. :( ]
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How so? Send me a link or something.
[might as well see what the fuss is about if the potential guy they might be working with is willing to compromise his safety for an earful of her songs.]
NO APOLOGIES ADOPTS SURROGATE ZEP
fakingmaneuvering his way through foreign countries-- he's had to, anyway, what with chasing Mr. Stands-Are-Cooler-Than-Hamon-So-I-Can-Forget-All-My-Hamon-Training-Forever all across the globe.At least Kakyoin is rational enough for a stand user. By far, he's Caesar's favorite, because something about him reminds him of himself.
because they're both gonna dieThe two of them are striding through the closest outdoor marketplace and shopping for medicine, and water. Even at his age Caesar's keeping up a steady pace, god save Kakyoin if he doesn't walk fast enough.Overall he's pretty thrilled about this. Any chance to show off for the kids, tbh.]
Kakyoin, did Jojo-- er, Mr. Joestar-- mention what else we needed to buy?
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[God forbid Joseph be team dad for ten minutes. But it was nice to have someone else with a similar mindset of Getting Stuff Done and actually being responsible. Kakyoin didn't have any trouble keeping up, and actually very much appreciated the efficiency of the whole thing.]
[...In short, he quite liked Caesar for mostly the same reason.]
Is there anything else you think we might end up needing?
this is somekind of weird roommate au and it's all your fault
i accept blame entirely
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but it's the yelling goats version]
what have we become
you have like ten times as many shirts as i do, maybe if you didn't leave em on my shit i wouldn't grab em thinking theyre mine
ps they usually smell i gotta febreeze the shit out of em. you should be thanking me
my empire of dirt...
maybe if you remembered which of us had BETTER TASTE you wouldn't think they were urs. also sorry im a MAN and don't smell like spring fucking breeze 100% of the time
the queens of the trash pile
there's a point where 'man smell' meets 'smelly fuck' and you have reached it, dude. hell, I work out more than you do but at least i do my laundry more than once a month.
settles on my garbage throne tbh
fuck off gene it's twice a month and gigs count for workouts too [nO THE Y DONT]
is the garbage all moe moe anime
they don't fucking count and u know it, man. can you even remember when was the last time you did laundry? like i said you should be thanking me. at least when i use your shit i wash it!!
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especially when they involve punking your brother
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you never fail to keep me entertained
y e s 1/3 btw
AND I CAN TOO
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done Travis is gross
no sexting boys
do you really think that'll stop them
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not here
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would you prefer your praises PG, PG-13, or R?
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forgive me im getting my oldzep voice back ;;;
Should have known. [Jojo sure hasn't changed much in the last 50 years...] That's all right: it's best left to the most reasonable of us, eh? [he casts a wry grin at Kakyoin, leading them around a corner and through a section of the market dedicated to textiles.]
Well, clothes, maybe-- my coat's beginning to wear thin. [says Caesar with a sniff.] And any intel we can get: DIO's influence reaches even here. [and they totally don't need Abdul, Caesar can handle this!!!! maybe.]
also not here
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1/2 what fucking losers
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i rest my case dude you shut up about the shirts and i'll shut up about your stank
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how much I love waking up and seeing you lying next to me? the goofy smile you get on your face after a good makeout session?
how 'bout the way you're always touching my hand as if it's a game and you're goin for the high score
[wow, that... got way more maudlin than he was originally going for. He'd meant to rhapsodize on how good Travis was at sucking dick.]
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I can admit that I see the appeal of a well-timed goat scream, but I suppose it's not so funny to a person who hasn't heard the original.
THAT'S OKAY TAKE YOUR TIME
As for information gathering, that's just my specialty. I can send Hierophant out as we're moving to see if he can pick up anything unusual. It wouldn't surprise me at this point if we ended up attacked every time we stopped for ten minutes.
[muffled joseph joestar screaming in the distance]
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fyi i'm still workin on that space-time-continuum duct tape
I DIDNT EVEN SEE THIS TAG HHGHGH
[there's a long, long pause.]
miss you, man
lskdfhs BB DON EVEN WORRY ABOUT IT
you okay, wherever you are?