[She. Does not. Know what to say to this. At all.]
When in Earthrealm, you worry about the kinks of fellow humankind. In Outworld, you worry about the kinks of a hundred other races that seem to live there.
also ok you made me laugh, so if you promise NOT to puke on me i owe you like a mimosa or smthing during the hangover from hell youll have tomorrow. dont die in an alley and or eaten by skags between now and then.
[maybe she'll just have two mimosas. maybe that will work.]
as long as YOUR egg doesnt get scrambled?? yes and by egg i mean your brain i mean youre already a mess so it will be. nvm you know what yes there'll be eggs.
[is his stupid contagious. oh my god. this is terrible]
and you better be!!! its gonna be the highlight of your morning at this rate. im lilith btw idk if youre going to remember all this so here's my face!!
[ta-da, selfie. it's more flattering than it should be at fuck o' clock am.]
good night sleep tight ❤ dont puke half your organs up before morning
[ somewhere, there is a drunk and sleepy rhys staring at a picture of lilith and wondering what kind of bird just sent him a selfie. of course, he texts the bird back. ]
rhys me iim rhys nice to mete you wont pkeu see you for eggs
[ at least he's polite about it! and immediately passes the hell out. but heyo, mimosa date in the morning. score! also he'll probably send a selfie then too just so she knows he's not catfishing her. ]
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kung jin
sakura
Reread your texts. 1) girls are a problem 2) I dont want to make guys 'jealous'
you can do it, dust off the critical thinking Sakura
1/2
2/3 i lied
3/3
Right? Right?
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Yup you hit the nail RIGHT on the head
daria
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When in Earthrealm, you worry about the kinks of fellow humankind. In Outworld, you worry about the kinks of a hundred other races that seem to live there.
You can shame both harshly.
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if whatever Dvorah does, just on the everyday, is considered normal? I almost dont want to find out what would qualify as actually kinky.
almost. [morbid curiosity killed the shaolin, jin.]
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There's people who love an audience.
[pshhhhhhhhhhh]
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You have a sick imagination
this is why we're friends
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Good to know we like each other through the second option.
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finn
regret.txt
[rhys, your life, your choices]
close enough lmao
also ok you made me laugh, so if you promise NOT to puke on me i owe you like a mimosa or smthing during the hangover from hell youll have tomorrow. dont die in an alley and or eaten by skags between now and then.
[sorry for both of their lives tbh]
I'M STILL HERE i am...... still here.........!!!
im defintely now gonan be eatn by SKAGSahaha what
no
wjow
ill just hide or something haha
[ how is that the one sentence you don't butcher gdi rhys ]
i wont pukeo nyou im better abot uthat these days
Quick q thou
will there be ggs
eggs
Srabmeld
I AM TOO... WHEEZE
[maybe she'll just have two mimosas. maybe that will work.]
as long as YOUR egg doesnt get scrambled?? yes
and by egg i mean your brain
i mean youre already a mess so it will be. nvm you know what yes there'll be eggs.
[is his stupid contagious. oh my god. this is terrible]
SLOW 2GETHER
i think i meatn not
but nwo is probabltty more good
[ okay, yeah. explained, hell yeah. and two mimosas are a wise choice, lilith. ]
my brains all fine i jus
tneed onemore drikn and i wlll sleep like a babe
the sleeeeeeeeepiest baby
im happpy abot eggs
[ don't catch it, lilith! you're better than this! don't let rhys drag you down to his level. ]
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well then
good
and you better be!!! its gonna be the highlight of your morning at this rate. im lilith btw idk if youre going to remember all this so here's my face!!
[ta-da, selfie. it's more flattering than it should be at fuck o' clock am.]
good night sleep tight ❤ dont puke half your organs up before morning
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rhys
me iim rhys
nice to mete you
wont pkeu
see you for eggs
[ at least he's polite about it! and immediately passes the hell out. but heyo, mimosa date in the morning. score! also he'll probably send a selfie then too just so she knows he's not catfishing her. ]