[maybe she'll just have two mimosas. maybe that will work.]
as long as YOUR egg doesnt get scrambled?? yes and by egg i mean your brain i mean youre already a mess so it will be. nvm you know what yes there'll be eggs.
[is his stupid contagious. oh my god. this is terrible]
and you better be!!! its gonna be the highlight of your morning at this rate. im lilith btw idk if youre going to remember all this so here's my face!!
[ta-da, selfie. it's more flattering than it should be at fuck o' clock am.]
good night sleep tight ❤ dont puke half your organs up before morning
[ somewhere, there is a drunk and sleepy rhys staring at a picture of lilith and wondering what kind of bird just sent him a selfie. of course, he texts the bird back. ]
rhys me iim rhys nice to mete you wont pkeu see you for eggs
[ at least he's polite about it! and immediately passes the hell out. but heyo, mimosa date in the morning. score! also he'll probably send a selfie then too just so she knows he's not catfishing her. ]
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I AM TOO... WHEEZE
[maybe she'll just have two mimosas. maybe that will work.]
as long as YOUR egg doesnt get scrambled?? yes
and by egg i mean your brain
i mean youre already a mess so it will be. nvm you know what yes there'll be eggs.
[is his stupid contagious. oh my god. this is terrible]
SLOW 2GETHER
i think i meatn not
but nwo is probabltty more good
[ okay, yeah. explained, hell yeah. and two mimosas are a wise choice, lilith. ]
my brains all fine i jus
tneed onemore drikn and i wlll sleep like a babe
the sleeeeeeeeepiest baby
im happpy abot eggs
[ don't catch it, lilith! you're better than this! don't let rhys drag you down to his level. ]
no subject
well then
good
and you better be!!! its gonna be the highlight of your morning at this rate. im lilith btw idk if youre going to remember all this so here's my face!!
[ta-da, selfie. it's more flattering than it should be at fuck o' clock am.]
good night sleep tight ❤ dont puke half your organs up before morning
no subject
rhys
me iim rhys
nice to mete you
wont pkeu
see you for eggs
[ at least he's polite about it! and immediately passes the hell out. but heyo, mimosa date in the morning. score! also he'll probably send a selfie then too just so she knows he's not catfishing her. ]