friday night tfln

[interfered]

TEXTS FROM LAST NIGHT


pick a text and go nuts, you know the drill

Comments

[price is right losing horn] | murdering for nendoroid money

[crownless]

a;
i am at the point where deciding not to drink alone is worth a rocky music montage in and of itself

b;
and it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut him out of his dress with my sword

c;
"just because you look like a short version of scarlet johanson does not mean I would immediately fuck you" that was the single most difficult thing to say

d;
[pick your own]

C

[dicklaser]

[It was probably out of a stroke of dumb luck that he managed to text this guy.]

you never were very smart.

but i'm totally a gentleman. i'll bang her if you don't.

[crownless]

GENTLEMAN MY ASS YOU KEEP YOUR LASER FIRING DICK OUT OF HER

[dicklaser]

wow, such hostility to an offer from the bottom of my heart.

maybe we haven't always been on the most friendly of terms, but i thought you were more civilized than that.

all i wanna do is comfort her.

[crownless]

she doesnt need comforting

if she eats guys like me for breakfast she'll fucking skin you alive

[dicklaser]

after having to reduce herself to turning down offers from you, that girl's gonna need a whole lot of comforting.

she eats guys like you for breakfast, just because you're not man enough to serve a full course meal.

[crownless]

[omfg oh no you did not]

WHERE ARE YOU. im going to cut you in half AGAIn

[dicklaser]

oh, i don't know.

off to bang the girl you don't want, i guess.

[crownless]

[it's complicated, okay!!!]

SO WHAT th HAAT DOESNT MATT ER

[dicklaser]

a real gentleman doesn't kiss and tell, but since we're such good pals, i'll let you know how it was tomorrow.

[crownless]

we ARENT friends asshole the only reason you HAVE my number is because this is a meme

[dicklaser]

well, excuse you

you were the one who texted me first, you know

meme or not, buddy, this is on you.

D

[shacklesofrevenge]

I'm not really sure if I peed the bed last night or if the cat was trying to get back at me for using her litter box last weekend...