[she takes the bundle from him and shifts it in her arms so that the head is propped up correctly. for a moment, she forgets that Travis is there--oh it's too cute, too darling--and then she remembers and snaps out of her maternal daze.]
[the baby fusses upon movement-- travis may not have been holding it correctly, but it was comfortable there-- but only briefly. Juliet's doing it right, after all. Travis watches, committing the careful positioning of her arms to memory--]
It's fine, I'm used to rejection. Doesn't mean it doesn't sting.
[ok anime gloom can wait for a second while she listens and then begins to slowly rock the baby in her arms. shhhhh it's ok that man is just a pathetic otaku who would want to marry him anyway shhhh]
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travis 'shouldn't procreate' touchdown | vengeance, weeaboos, and regret
danni you know what au this is roll with it
[Travis. Travis. Travis.]
You aren't supporting its neck properly. Give it here.
which au. we have never spoken about an au. ever.
What do you mean, I'm not supporting it? How the hell're you supposed to do it?
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[she takes the bundle from him and shifts it in her arms so that the head is propped up correctly. for a moment, she forgets that Travis is there--oh it's too cute, too darling--and then she remembers and snaps out of her maternal daze.]
Where did you get this child?
1/2
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a
long
silence.]
D'you seriously expect me to have any actual exposition? Juliet, this is a meme. I don't even know if it's in continuity.
[a shorter silence.]
So, uh. I dunno where the kid came from.
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[no wait. that's horrible, and her eyes grow wide in horror.]
We can't let that happen, so we have to find its parents. Else we have to become its parents.
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We're not getting married.
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I will never be a bride. Not even in a meme.
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[oh no loud noises
baby is beginning to whimper in frustration
juliet do something]
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[ok anime gloom can wait for a second while she listens and then begins to slowly rock the baby in her arms. shhhhh it's ok that man is just a pathetic otaku who would want to marry him anyway shhhh]
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[baby is quieting down. a little.
no jk it's wailing now.]
J-Jules! The hell'd you do?!
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[but it's actually neither of their faults, and there are a few things to check in terms of helping out a baby, and...it's got a full diaper.]
...I realize how this question will end, but do you know the closest place that one could get diapers?
[it's gonna be ok little one she will figure this out and force him to help]
oh hell no she didn't go there
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[A BEAT]
And it's not my baby!!
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No, I found it-- I don't know where its parents are!
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Dude.
Did you seriously steal a baby. What the hell.]
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Don't just stand there, help me with this thing!
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Uh-uh. You're not dumping it on me.
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[it's beginning to whimper oh god cousland help him. travis drops his voice in volume because oh no HOW DOES HE STOP A CRYING BABY]
Please?
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[Gdit Travis why are you guys friends again? B|]
Maybe it's hungry. Or needs to be changed.
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[OBVIOUSLY.]
I'm not changing it. Jesus Christ, I hope it's just hungry.
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[HUFF HUFF this isn't her kid she doesn't have to play mom ok]
Your kid. You get to deal with all the joys of fatherhood. [So smug omg.] You'd better find a wet nurse for him.